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She is Lakshmi without an X

 

 “The experiments will be done after Hari starts breeding”

 

 “History is silent on such matters”

 

“We took the brains from Shobhona Sharma’s lab..”

 

“I have to re-do again”

 

“Hey, I have forwarded you his proposal”

 

“Hari, your brains are thawing!”

 

 “Take your dainty thing off the water bath”

 

 “Intimidation is the best form of flattery”

 

 “I imagined I was Ryan and put my Zip in his drawer”


“I have 4 pups!  I have 4 pups!” 


“I have nine heads!”

...”That’s one short of Raavan”

(Raavan = 10 headed demon king in Hindu mythology.

 

“Hi, you’re Malini, right?”

“ You can call me Malini, but my name is Lakshmi”

 

“He killed a fly with my notepad! Waaa!!”


              Dida to the fly” “Chol ra ae OOOOOOOOooooo!!!”


                                        “Shubha! I did that neuron!”


    “Dida has no plugs; what is the status of your plugs??”


A usual day in the lab (spectator-Shubha’s travel agent waiting for payment). Ashwin hurriedly walks into the lab announcing “ Dida 4 female pregnant hai, 2 maine use kiya 2 tere liye rakha hai” Spectator expresses desire to leave without payment!!!!


“Don’t you have work today?? ... “ I am waiting for my brains to sink!!”


“Shubha my brain does not have electroporation:( but Kranti’s brain has.”

“Have you cut your brain or Kranti’s brain??”

“No No.. I have cut Kranti’s brain, not mine!!!” 


“I look like a fool in this dance.” (... Nooo, you look like one since the day you were born!!)


          “Yes Shubha, I have increased my mating!!!


          Tailpiece:  “Poonchdi se DNA nikaalna hai”